This little ditty is gross for sure but I spared you most of it. It uses the A-H term in the same context as the article to the left which captures the essence of the best of the AH crowd. I know you won't enjoy it so do your best…. Here is the first paragraph of this winner piece:
We have written here often about the mainstream media in America and how unwatchable mainstream “news” programs are. From stupid stories about missing drunk American chicks and 8-year old beauty queens to “11 Sexy Girls with Star Wars tattoos” to faithfully trumpeting whatever economic lies the powers that be want to be today’s truth, the mainstream media has become irrelevant to anyone who is actually interested in the truth about things that actually matter in the world.